I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
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it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
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She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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