I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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