Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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