I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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