how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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