the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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