Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Barsexuality is the new black.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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