she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
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you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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