After last night, I could never be a politician.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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