Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are two peas in an std pod
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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