Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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