I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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