Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
She swung at the pinata with crutches
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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