ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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