ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
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I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
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That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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