Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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