Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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