i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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