Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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