you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
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I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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