I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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