There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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