At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
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I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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