I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
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I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
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Everclear isn't food dammit
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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