idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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