I like my sex mixed with concussions.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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