That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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