I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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