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you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
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I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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