I need help removing her.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
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Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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