I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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