Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
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I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
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umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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