fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude i'm inner monologue high
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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