I never want to see another naked old woman again.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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