Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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