My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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