worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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