This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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