So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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