it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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