you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
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I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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