At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
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WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
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