So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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