lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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