Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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