just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
That was an excessively violent trivia night
This baby is an asshole
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize
