do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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