A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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