what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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