I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
it's great music for shaving your balls
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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