That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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