is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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